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Oh, hello internet. I didn't see you there! The name's Evyn, but you can call me whatever you want. People on here seem to like Blitz, so that's fine. I'm a college student who talks too much and gets too attached to fictional characters. This is my account where I randomly spew my feelings and reblog a ton of stuff (Mostly Homestuck, Harry Potter, Pokemon, animals, and anything else I find that catches my eye). I have a dA account and I'll occassionally post my terrible art on my sketchblog. Thanks for stopping by! |
More artwork by Mary GrandPre, artist of the American Harry Potter covers.
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One day a boy goes out to look for his father. He has a message: my brothers have gone craz
yier. The world will end if you don’t come home. It looks like a lot of notes meant for absent fathers, and like most absent fathers, his isn’t answering.So he goes looking. The world seemed so tiny from above but on the surface everything is giant, giant trees and giant people. For the first time, he feels insubstantial.
He spends a long while just watching, because his voice breaks things and his light hurts people. One day he finds a man who’s sad and lonely and drowning. The man, like all men, has an ocean inside of him, but his is dark and prone to storms. He asks the man a question and the man says yes, and the ocean is replaced by the sun.
They walk and touch and feel. They fall in and out of love. They learn many things, but the boy is surprised to learn, under the harsh glare of his little brother, under the harsh glares of his little brother’s friends, that the most important lesson is the one his father whispered to him a long time ago, only half serious, mostly just teasing an irate Death: Love makes no mistakes.
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dalf:
Dogs from this year’s Creative Dog Grooming Competition in Hershey, Pennsylvania [telegraph/via]
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is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
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dragon ball z cakeballs
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This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
- making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
- changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
- a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ
95% of you won’t want this on your blog. Reblog if you’re the 5% who care about the victims of The Animes.
I’m not afraid to admit… I was once under the influence of The Animes. Please reblog this so people can learn to live barely active, nearly healthy lives again, like me.
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sam:
bad news apple
now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke
those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps
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I WISH I WAS BACK IN COLLEGE !!!
i also wish there was a multiplex closer to where i live… ahaha…
btw, this is transparent for all your needs :3
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